A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking ever more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said,
- "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wipe your nose and then shudder violently. Are you OK?"The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking ever more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said,
- "I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious.
- "I have never heard of that condition before", he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"- The woman nodded, "Yes, pepper"
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i això a quin vol et va passar?
Ja deia jo...hauré de deixar el pebre.
Aviam si ens aclarim. Ni jo era el tio que parlava amb la dona, ni en Hands era la dona de l'acudit (ho dic pel "hauré de deixar el pebre"). De totes maneres, de totes les varietats de refredats i grips que he conegut tot al llarg de la meva vida, he de reconèixer que aquesta deu ser una de les més divertides que conec. Bé, també recordo que l'Angels, quan es refredava, feia cares molt rares a cada cop que esternudava, però jo no la conec tant bé com en Sinfu per assegurar que es tracta del mateix diagnostic.
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